Monday, December 17, 2007

In Which I'm a Snarky Leather-Elbow Padded Tool

At a party the other night:

M: Is Jessica Simpson known for anything? Other than, you know, pop music?

Pantaloonfan: Yeah, I think she won the Booker Prize a couple of years ago.

B: ...?

Pantaloonfan: I think she also wrote the screenplay for The Departed.

B: What?

Pantaloonfan: The Departed. I think she wrote the screenplay.

M: What?

Pantaloonfan: Not really. Just the pop music thing.

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