You know, hypotheticals, I work my fingers to the bone over here...
I'd like everyone to send this address to at least seven people, with a threatening chain letter. I want to get to where I can start BLEGGING.
Not actually serious, here. I'm just blegging in my own way, but just for attention, not a splashy new pair of sunglasses. The difference being I'm blegging hoarsely into the void, which makes it less acquisitive, and more just a little bit desparate, I suppose. Were I to be serious, that is.
Isn't that why we all come ride the tubes though, kids?
Anyway, in all seriousness, if you haven't read it, go check out fatty's blog, but you probably have since after all, he's a bloggie winner, and a celeb in his own right. There's an old saying in German: "What does the moon care if a dog barks at it?"
Well, "woof woof" and all that.