Baby Billboard

Here's something I can't figure out: my daughter has loads of onesies, all of which have words/phrases/pictures on them.

She can't read.

She can't sit up and look at her stomach.

So, here's a thought: instead of putting "what does the lamb say?" on her onesie, how about a New Yorker article on the onesie, for example? I'm the only one reading it... and I fucking KNOW what the lamb says already.

(Spoiler alert: "Baaaa")